Racing to the E.R. really bites!
‘Cause she took a header on the ice,
landed on her back to be precise,
and her wrist now pays the price.
So when it’s cold and slippery,
carefree walking leads to misery,
and if you move too briskly,
you end up special delivery….
🙂
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He came to us in hour of need,
and on the cross, He died indeed,
all our sins laid bare,
once for all redeemed us there.
And now today He rose anew,
death and tomb, He passed through.
Hitherto lost were we,
He paid the price; now we’re free.
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She wants to have him cut, he’s been pissin in the hut!
I opined: “He’s just markin’ his spot…. what’s the upshot?”
She said: “I just want you to reckon, this needs a correction!”
I said: “If you cut him he’ll get fat and slow”.
She said: “If we don’t he’ll have to go!”.
Then I offered: “I’ll do whatever training it takes, to let him keep his grapes!”
And she countered: “Show me what you can do, I won’t slice through…”
But if there’s a split decision, and there has to be an incision;
A dog is not man’s best friend!
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