Man’s Best Friend

Wilson

She wants to have him cut, he’s been pissin in the hut!
I opined: “He’s just markin’ his spot…. what’s the upshot?”
She said: “I just want you to reckon, this needs a correction!”
I said: “If you cut him he’ll get fat and slow”.
She said: “If we don’t he’ll have to go!”.
Then I offered: “I’ll do whatever training it takes, to let him keep his grapes!”
And she countered: “Show me what you can do, I won’t slice through…”
But if there’s a split decision, and there has to be an incision;

A dog is not man’s best friend!


 

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Compare at 37

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Compare with me all ye men, if you are so bold –
See my beautiful bride of 37 years, and who could foresee?
Her passion for me is more valuable than all Alaska’s gold!
Could the rivers of time quench her love for me?

Never has anyone shown more grace, than she to me!
Her fervid love endures – and can I ever repay?
If ever a woman deserves to give me less, it is she!
Why does she tolerate my transgressions, why does she pray?

May heaven reward her beyond measure!


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